Because anyone can get FAT, but not everybody can get old, this highly scientific formula is favored towards age and not weight. This is an honor system here, be reasonable and have fun, no one is going to check your weight, your birth certificate or your prostate.
Step one...Calculate your body mass index at www.nhlbisupport.com/bmi/ divide by 2.example 30.0/2 =15
Step two...Take your age in years and multiply by .05 ex..age 46 times .05= 2.3
Step three...add the two together ex...2.3 plus 15=17.3
Step four...if your over 50, add 1, if your over 60 add 2, over 70 add 4
Step five..thats your discount %. Take that directly off retail
Bonus..if you know your PSA number... call me and ill give you some more off.
Bigger bonus...if you can read this without glasses, Ill really be impressed...sorry but no discount.
Rules: 1) You must be over 40 to get a discount.
2) The golden rule applies..He who has the gold makes the rules and thats me.
3) The decisions of the judges are final.
4) I cant sell anything below my cost and I must make something to stay in business
5) Be respectful and Understanding.
Order Number is 888-269-2728.